Should I start collecting?

I was in my closet finally moving some things around trying to make more space when it appeared.

THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY on VHS.

Should I start a collection? Should I post it on Instagram (already have)? The nostalgic wave has come over me and now I am thinking about all the incredible VHS tapes I use to own but don’t know what happened to them. I don’t want to go buy ones from ebay or anything because those weren’t mine!

DAMN.

I want that GOOD BURGER VHS tape. Where are you?! Now I am talking to VHS tapes and I don’t know how to feel about that?

Be kind, rewind. Remember that? Remember when a VHS tape was more than just a tape. It was a beacon of cinematic light that illuminated your television set.

Do I even have a VCR? I found a VHS for Rudy! And Fight Club! Wait a minute I was too young to have owned these movies when they came out on VHS. Are these mine? Oh look, Shawshank Redemption. Oh no. These aren’t my VHS tapes at all. They are my brothers.

Sorry, brother. Would you like me to return these video tapes?

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JUSTIN BURDEN